diff --git a/sidecar/ffmpeg/run.ts b/sidecar/ffmpeg/run.ts
index b0362d9..0a2bcf6 100644
--- a/sidecar/ffmpeg/run.ts
+++ b/sidecar/ffmpeg/run.ts
@@ -38,8 +38,12 @@ export type FfmpegRequest = {
 
 const BITRATE = /^[0-9]+(\.[0-9]+)?[kKmM]?$/;
 
-function value(spec: FfmpegParam, raw: unknown, path: string): string {
+/** `null` means "emit the flag with no value" — see the `flag` kind in vocabulary.ts. */
+function value(spec: FfmpegParam, raw: unknown, path: string): string | null {
   switch (spec.kind) {
+    case "flag":
+      if (raw !== true) throw invalid(`${path} must be true, or left out`, path);
+      return null;
     case "int":
       if (typeof raw !== "number" || !Number.isInteger(raw)) throw invalid(`${path} must be an integer`, path);
       if (raw < spec.min || raw > spec.max) throw invalid(`${path} must be between ${spec.min} and ${spec.max}`, path);
@@ -71,7 +75,11 @@ function options(table: Record<string, FfmpegParam>, raw: unknown, path: string)
     if (!spec) {
       throw invalid(`Unknown option ${JSON.stringify(key)}. Accepted here: ${Object.keys(table).join(", ")}`, `${path}.${key}`);
     }
-    args.push(`-${key}`, value(spec, entry, `${path}.${key}`));
+    const resolved = value(spec, entry, `${path}.${key}`);
+    // A flag is the option and nothing else. Pushing an empty string here would hand ffmpeg an
+    // argument it reads as a filename, which is the bug this replaced.
+    if (resolved === null) args.push(`-${key}`);
+    else args.push(`-${key}`, resolved);
   }
   return args;
 }
@@ -199,7 +207,9 @@ export async function runFfmpeg(body: FfmpegRequest): Promise<FfmpegResult> {
       ...presetOptions,
       // After the preset, so an explicit option wins.
       ...outputArgs,
-      "-f", format,
+      // ffmpeg's own container name, which is not always what the format is called — `matroska` for
+      // mkv, `ipod` for m4a. The caller says the familiar one.
+      "-f", FORMATS[format]!.container ?? format,
       output,
     ];
 
diff --git a/sidecar/ffmpeg/vocabulary.ts b/sidecar/ffmpeg/vocabulary.ts
index 7dab49e..00603a2 100644
--- a/sidecar/ffmpeg/vocabulary.ts
+++ b/sidecar/ffmpeg/vocabulary.ts
@@ -11,7 +11,15 @@ export type FfmpegParam =
   | { kind: "int"; min: number; max: number; note?: string }
   | { kind: "number"; min: number; max: number; note?: string }
   | { kind: "enum"; values: readonly string[]; note?: string }
-  | { kind: "bitrate"; note?: string };
+  | { kind: "bitrate"; note?: string }
+  /**
+   * A switch that takes NO value — `-vn`, `-an`. Given `true`, it emits the flag alone.
+   *
+   * These were declared as `enum` with a single value "1", which emitted `-vn 1`. ffmpeg reads the
+   * `1` as an output filename and dies with "Error opening output files: Invalid argument", which
+   * names neither the option nor the real problem. `an` had shipped that way and had never worked.
+   */
+  | { kind: "flag"; note?: string };
 
 /** Options that go BEFORE `-i`: seeking and trimming, which are far cheaper applied to the input. */
 export const INPUT_OPTIONS: Record<string, FfmpegParam> = {
@@ -28,7 +36,11 @@ export const INPUT_OPTIONS: Record<string, FfmpegParam> = {
  */
 export const OUTPUT_OPTIONS: Record<string, FfmpegParam> = {
   "c:v": { kind: "enum", values: ["libx264", "libvpx-vp9", "libaom-av1", "copy"], note: "Video encoder. libx264 is the one every browser plays." },
-  "c:a": { kind: "enum", values: ["aac", "libopus", "copy"], note: "Audio encoder." },
+  "c:a": { kind: "enum", values: ["aac", "libopus", "libmp3lame", "libvorbis", "flac", "alac", "pcm_s16le", "copy"], note: "Audio encoder. libmp3lame/flac/pcm_s16le are for plain conversions; aac and libopus are the web ones." },
+  "q:a": { kind: "int", min: 0, max: 10, note: "Quality for encoders that use it rather than a bitrate — libvorbis wants ~6." },
+  vn: { kind: "flag", note: "Drop video entirely. What extracting an audio track is." },
+  id3v2_version: { kind: "enum", values: ["3", "4"], note: "id3v2.3 is the one every player reads." },
+  map_metadata: { kind: "enum", values: ["0", "-1"], note: "`0` copies tags from the input; `-1` strips them." },
   crf: { kind: "int", min: 0, max: 63, note: "Quality. Lower is better and bigger; 23 is a sane default for x264." },
   preset: { kind: "enum", values: ["ultrafast", "superfast", "veryfast", "faster", "fast", "medium", "slow", "slower", "veryslow"], note: "Encoder effort. Slower is smaller at the same quality." },
   tune: { kind: "enum", values: ["film", "animation", "grain", "stillimage", "fastdecode", "zerolatency"] },
@@ -45,14 +57,37 @@ export const OUTPUT_OPTIONS: Record<string, FfmpegParam> = {
   ac: { kind: "int", min: 1, max: 2 },
   "frames:v": { kind: "int", min: 1, max: 10_000, note: "Stop after this many frames — 1 gives a poster." },
   movflags: { kind: "enum", values: ["+faststart"], note: "Moves the index to the front so playback can start before the file has arrived. Always want this for web." },
-  an: { kind: "enum", values: ["1"], note: "Drop audio entirely." },
+  an: { kind: "flag", note: "Drop audio entirely." },
 };
 
 /** Output containers. `image2` is how a single frame comes out as a still. */
-export const FORMATS: Record<string, { extension: string; describe: string }> = {
+/**
+ * Output containers.
+ *
+ * The KEY is what a caller asks for and what the file is named after. `container` is what ffmpeg is
+ * actually told, because ffmpeg's own names for two of these are not what anybody calls them —
+ * `matroska` for .mkv, `ipod` for .m4a — and making a caller know that is making them learn ffmpeg
+ * trivia to convert a file.
+ *
+ * This list was mp4/webm/mp3/image2 until 2026-08-29: a web-delivery vocabulary, because that is what
+ * av-club was first for. The rest are here because the basic conversions are too — a right-click on a
+ * .mkv that offers only "mp4 or webm" is not a conversion tool.
+ */
+export const FORMATS: Record<string, { extension: string; container?: string; describe: string }> = {
+  // Video
   mp4: { extension: "mp4", describe: "H.264/AAC in MP4 — plays everywhere." },
+  mkv: { extension: "mkv", container: "matroska", describe: "Matroska. Carries anything, including subtitles." },
   webm: { extension: "webm", describe: "VP9/Opus. Smaller, but not on older Safari." },
-  mp3: { extension: "mp3", describe: "Audio only." },
+  mov: { extension: "mov", describe: "QuickTime. What Apple tools expect." },
+
+  // Audio
+  mp3: { extension: "mp3", describe: "Plays on anything with a speaker." },
+  m4a: { extension: "m4a", container: "ipod", describe: "AAC in an MP4 container — Apple's default." },
+  flac: { extension: "flac", describe: "Lossless, and about half the size of wav." },
+  wav: { extension: "wav", describe: "Uncompressed PCM. Big, and universally editable." },
+  ogg: { extension: "ogg", describe: "Vorbis in Ogg." },
+  opus: { extension: "opus", describe: "Best quality per byte at low bitrates." },
+
   image2: { extension: "jpg", describe: "A single frame, for poster images." },
 };