diff --git a/src/servers/sidecar/notify/dispatch.ts b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/dispatch.ts
index c3a3cb47..b4f6bc5a 100644
--- a/src/servers/sidecar/notify/dispatch.ts
+++ b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/dispatch.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 import type { Channel, DeliveryResult, Notification } from './types';
 import { discordChannel } from './discord';
 import { apnsChannel } from './apns';
+import { fcmChannel } from './fcm';
 
 // Fan a notification out to every configured channel.
 //
@@ -8,7 +9,7 @@ import { apnsChannel } from './apns';
 // whether or not a banner appeared. So every channel is awaited with its own error boundary, and the
 // dispatcher always resolves.
 
-const channels: Channel[] = [apnsChannel, discordChannel];
+const channels: Channel[] = [apnsChannel, fcmChannel, discordChannel];
 
 /** Registered here rather than imported at the top so channels can be added without touching producers. */
 export function registerChannel(channel: Channel): void {
diff --git a/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm-auth.ts b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm-auth.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..35dcda41
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm-auth.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+import { createSign, createPrivateKey, type KeyObject } from 'node:crypto';
+
+// FCM v1 authorization: unlike APNs, the signed JWT is not the credential Google accepts. It is an
+// *assertion* you exchange at the OAuth2 endpoint for a short-lived access token, and that token is what
+// goes in the Authorization header. So there are two things to cache, not one, and a network round trip
+// on the cold path that APNs does not have.
+//
+// The private key comes from a service-account JSON downloaded from the Firebase console. It arrives
+// with literal \n sequences inside the PEM, which have to be unescaped or createPrivateKey throws.
+
+const TOKEN_URL = 'https://oauth2.googleapis.com/token';
+const SCOPE = 'https://www.googleapis.com/auth/firebase.messaging';
+/** Google issues 1-hour tokens; refresh early so a request never races the expiry. */
+const REFRESH_MARGIN_MS = 5 * 60 * 1000;
+
+export type ServiceAccount = {
+  project_id: string;
+  client_email: string;
+  private_key: string;
+};
+
+export function parseServiceAccount(raw: string): ServiceAccount {
+  const parsed = JSON.parse(raw) as Partial<ServiceAccount>;
+  if (!parsed.project_id || !parsed.client_email || !parsed.private_key) {
+    throw new Error('FCM service account is missing project_id, client_email or private_key');
+  }
+  return parsed as ServiceAccount;
+}
+
+const b64url = (input: object | Buffer): string =>
+  (Buffer.isBuffer(input) ? input : Buffer.from(JSON.stringify(input))).toString('base64url');
+
+export class FcmAccessToken {
+  private key: KeyObject;
+  private cached: { token: string; expiresAt: number } | null = null;
+  /** In-flight refresh, so a burst of pushes makes one token request rather than one each. */
+  private inflight: Promise<string> | null = null;
+
+  constructor(private account: ServiceAccount) {
+    this.key = createPrivateKey({ key: account.private_key.replace(/\\n/g, '\n'), format: 'pem' });
+  }
+
+  get projectId(): string {
+    return this.account.project_id;
+  }
+
+  /** The signed assertion Google exchanges for an access token. Exposed for testing. */
+  buildAssertion(now = Date.now()): string {
+    const iat = Math.floor(now / 1000);
+    const header = b64url({ alg: 'RS256', typ: 'JWT' });
+    const claims = b64url({
+      iss: this.account.client_email,
+      scope: SCOPE,
+      aud: TOKEN_URL,
+      iat,
+      exp: iat + 3600,
+    });
+    const signingInput = `${header}.${claims}`;
+    const signer = createSign('RSA-SHA256');
+    signer.update(signingInput);
+    return `${signingInput}.${b64url(signer.sign(this.key))}`;
+  }
+
+  async get(): Promise<string> {
+    const now = Date.now();
+    if (this.cached && this.cached.expiresAt - now > REFRESH_MARGIN_MS) return this.cached.token;
+    if (this.inflight) return this.inflight;
+
+    this.inflight = (async () => {
+      try {
+        const res = await fetch(TOKEN_URL, {
+          method: 'POST',
+          headers: { 'content-type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded' },
+          body: new URLSearchParams({
+            grant_type: 'urn:ietf:params:oauth:grant-type:jwt-bearer',
+            assertion: this.buildAssertion(now),
+          }),
+          signal: AbortSignal.timeout(10_000),
+        });
+        if (!res.ok) {
+          // Never log the body: it echoes the assertion, which is signed with the service-account key.
+          throw new Error(`FCM token exchange failed: ${res.status}`);
+        }
+        const body = (await res.json()) as { access_token?: string; expires_in?: number };
+        if (!body.access_token) throw new Error('FCM token exchange returned no access_token');
+
+        this.cached = {
+          token: body.access_token,
+          expiresAt: now + (body.expires_in ?? 3600) * 1000,
+        };
+        return this.cached.token;
+      } finally {
+        this.inflight = null;
+      }
+    })();
+
+    return this.inflight;
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.test.ts b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.test.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..9d028d9f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.test.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+import { describe, test, expect } from 'bun:test';
+import { generateKeyPairSync, createVerify } from 'node:crypto';
+import { FcmAccessToken, parseServiceAccount } from './fcm-auth';
+import { __testing } from './fcm';
+import type { Notification } from './types';
+
+// What can be proven without Google: the assertion is a well-formed RS256 JWT with the claims the token
+// endpoint requires, and the message body matches FCM v1's shape — including the string-only `data` rule
+// that is the usual reason a first integration fails.
+
+const { privateKey, publicKey } = generateKeyPairSync('rsa', { modulusLength: 2048 });
+const account = {
+  project_id: 'officer-test',
+  client_email: 'push@officer-test.iam.gserviceaccount.com',
+  private_key: privateKey.export({ format: 'pem', type: 'pkcs8' }) as string,
+};
+
+const decode = (part: string) => JSON.parse(Buffer.from(part, 'base64url').toString());
+
+describe('FCM service account', () => {
+  test('rejects an incomplete account rather than failing at send time', () => {
+    expect(() => parseServiceAccount('{"project_id":"x"}')).toThrow(/missing/);
+  });
+
+  test('accepts a key whose newlines were escaped, as they are in the JSON', () => {
+    const escaped = { ...account, private_key: account.private_key.replace(/\n/g, '\\n') };
+    expect(() => new FcmAccessToken(escaped).buildAssertion()).not.toThrow();
+  });
+});
+
+describe('OAuth2 assertion', () => {
+  const auth = new FcmAccessToken(account);
+
+  test('carries the claims Google requires', () => {
+    const [h, c] = auth.buildAssertion().split('.');
+    expect(decode(h!)).toEqual({ alg: 'RS256', typ: 'JWT' });
+    const claims = decode(c!);
+    expect(claims.iss).toBe(account.client_email);
+    expect(claims.aud).toBe('https://oauth2.googleapis.com/token');
+    expect(claims.scope).toBe('https://www.googleapis.com/auth/firebase.messaging');
+    expect(claims.exp - claims.iat).toBe(3600);
+  });
+
+  test('the signature verifies over header.claims', () => {
+    const [h, c, s] = auth.buildAssertion().split('.');
+    const v = createVerify('RSA-SHA256');
+    v.update(`${h}.${c}`);
+    expect(v.verify(publicKey, Buffer.from(s!, 'base64url'))).toBe(true);
+  });
+});
+
+describe('FCM message', () => {
+  const build = __testing.buildMessage;
+
+  // The rule that breaks first integrations: FCM rejects a non-string in `data` with a bare
+  // INVALID_ARGUMENT that says nothing about which field.
+  test('every data value is a string, including numbers and booleans', () => {
+    const msg = build('tok', { type: 'job', userId: 1, id: 412, ok: false, count: 2 });
+    for (const [key, value] of Object.entries(msg.message.data)) {
+      expect(typeof value, `data.${key}`).toBe('string');
+    }
+    expect(msg.message.data).toEqual({ type: 'job', id: '412', ok: 'false', count: '2' });
+  });
+
+  test('omits keys that were not provided, rather than sending "undefined"', () => {
+    const msg = build('tok', { type: 'mail', userId: 1, count: 3 });
+    expect(msg.message.data).toEqual({ type: 'mail', count: '3' });
+    expect(Object.keys(msg.message.data)).not.toContain('id');
+  });
+
+  test('title is the generic rendered one and the token is set', () => {
+    const msg = build('device-token', { type: 'mail', userId: 1, count: 3 });
+    expect(msg.message.token).toBe('device-token');
+    expect(msg.message.notification.title).toBe('3 new emails');
+  });
+
+  test('tags by category so banners group instead of stacking', () => {
+    expect(build('t', { type: 'mail', userId: 1 }).message.android.notification.tag).toBe('mail');
+  });
+
+  // The same doorbell guarantee asserted for APNs, on the other channel.
+  test('a producer cannot smuggle content through', () => {
+    const sneaky = {
+      type: 'mail',
+      userId: 1,
+      count: 1,
+      subject: 'Re: your invoice',
+      from: 'accounts@example.com',
+    } as unknown as Notification;
+
+    const json = JSON.stringify(build('tok', sneaky));
+    expect(json).not.toContain('invoice');
+    expect(json).not.toContain('example.com');
+  });
+});
diff --git a/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.ts b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..957cc673
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/servers/sidecar/notify/fcm.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,142 @@
+import { getPushDevices, deletePushDevice, recordPushFailure, markPushDeviceSeen } from 'officerdb';
+import type { Channel, DeliveryResult, Notification } from './types';
+import { FcmAccessToken, parseServiceAccount } from './fcm-auth';
+import { renderTitle, renderBody } from './text';
+
+// The Google channel. FCM HTTP v1, called directly — no Expo, no firebase-admin.
+//
+// Ordinary HTTPS, unlike APNs, but two things differ from Apple in ways that matter:
+//
+// 1. One request per token. There is no multicast in v1 (`/batch` is deprecated), so N devices is N
+//    requests — fine at this scale, and the same shape as APNs anyway.
+// 2. FCM data values must all be STRINGS. A number or boolean in `message.data` is rejected outright
+//    with an unhelpful INVALID_ARGUMENT, so everything is stringified on the way out and the app parses
+//    it back. This is the single most common way a first FCM integration fails.
+
+const ENDPOINT = (projectId: string) => `https://fcm.googleapis.com/v1/projects/${projectId}/messages:send`;
+
+/** Google's ways of saying "this token is dead" — the row goes immediately. */
+const DEAD_TOKEN_CODES = new Set(['UNREGISTERED', 'INVALID_ARGUMENT', 'NOT_FOUND']);
+
+const raw = process.env.FCM_SERVICE_ACCOUNT;
+const auth = raw ? new FcmAccessToken(parseServiceAccount(raw)) : null;
+
+type FcmMessage = {
+  message: {
+    token: string;
+    notification: { title: string; body?: string };
+    data: Record<string, string>;
+    android: {
+      priority: 'high';
+      notification: {
+        /** Groups banners the way APNs' thread-id does. */
+        tag: string;
+        /** Replaces an existing banner with the same tag rather than stacking. */
+        notification_priority: 'PRIORITY_HIGH';
+      };
+    };
+  };
+};
+
+function buildMessage(token: string, n: Notification): FcmMessage {
+  const body = renderBody(n);
+
+  // Every value a string — see the note at the top. The app parses `id` and `ok` back.
+  const data: Record<string, string> = { type: n.type };
+  if (n.id !== undefined) data.id = String(n.id);
+  if (n.ok !== undefined) data.ok = String(n.ok);
+  if (n.count !== undefined) data.count = String(n.count);
+
+  return {
+    message: {
+      token,
+      notification: body ? { title: renderTitle(n), body } : { title: renderTitle(n) },
+      data,
+      android: {
+        priority: 'high',
+        notification: { tag: n.type, notification_priority: 'PRIORITY_HIGH' },
+      },
+    },
+  };
+}
+
+type SendOutcome = { ok: boolean; dead: boolean; reason?: string };
+
+async function sendOne(accessToken: string, projectId: string, token: string, n: Notification): Promise<SendOutcome> {
+  try {
+    const res = await fetch(ENDPOINT(projectId), {
+      method: 'POST',
+      headers: { authorization: `Bearer ${accessToken}`, 'content-type': 'application/json' },
+      body: JSON.stringify(buildMessage(token, n)),
+      signal: AbortSignal.timeout(10_000),
+    });
+
+    if (res.ok) return { ok: true, dead: false };
+
+    // FCM errors look like { error: { status: 'UNREGISTERED', message: '…' } }. The message can echo the
+    // token, so only the status is logged.
+    let status = `status ${res.status}`;
+    try {
+      const body = (await res.json()) as { error?: { status?: string } };
+      status = body.error?.status ?? status;
+    } catch {
+      /* keep the http status */
+    }
+    return { ok: false, dead: DEAD_TOKEN_CODES.has(status), reason: status };
+  } catch (err) {
+    return { ok: false, dead: false, reason: err instanceof Error ? err.message : 'send failed' };
+  }
+}
+
+export const fcmChannel: Channel = {
+  name: 'fcm',
+
+  isConfigured: () => auth !== null,
+
+  async send(n: Notification): Promise<DeliveryResult> {
+    if (!auth) return { channel: 'fcm', sent: 0, failed: 0 };
+
+    const devices = (await getPushDevices(n.userId, n.appSlug)).filter((d) => d.platform === 'android');
+    if (devices.length === 0) return { channel: 'fcm', sent: 0, failed: 0 };
+
+    let accessToken: string;
+    try {
+      accessToken = await auth.get();
+    } catch (err) {
+      // A failed token exchange fails every device equally; no point attempting the sends.
+      console.error('[notify:fcm]', err instanceof Error ? err.message : err);
+      return { channel: 'fcm', sent: 0, failed: devices.length };
+    }
+
+    const dead: string[] = [];
+    let sent = 0;
+    let failed = 0;
+
+    await Promise.all(
+      devices.map(async (d) => {
+        const outcome = await sendOne(accessToken, auth.projectId, d.token, n);
+
+        if (outcome.ok) {
+          sent++;
+          await markPushDeviceSeen(d.token);
+          return;
+        }
+
+        failed++;
+        console.error(`[notify:fcm] ${d.bundleId}: ${outcome.reason}`);
+
+        if (outcome.dead) {
+          dead.push(d.token);
+          await deletePushDevice(d.token);
+        } else {
+          await recordPushFailure(d.token);
+        }
+      }),
+    );
+
+    return { channel: 'fcm', sent, failed, ...(dead.length ? { dead } : {}) };
+  },
+};
+
+/** Exposed for tests — the wire shape is where FCM integrations usually go wrong. */
+export const __testing = { buildMessage };