deploy report 2026.08.22.01 — 6 of 6 hosts, officer-dev skipped

Rolled deploy/2026.08.22.01 to alpha, fofos, macbookpro, edge-pertento-bridge,
production-pertento-bridge and deadpool-rezio-bridge. Every host fast-forwarded
98177c3b -> 78db9c8c, ran plugins:update, restarted officer, and came back online.

No bun install and no db:push, as the plan required.

officer-dev skipped as the commander's own host, and already on this code.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

deploy/2026.08.22.01.report.md

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+# 2026.08.22.01 — deploy report
+
+**6 of 6 hosts succeeded.** `officer-dev` skipped (the commander's own host) and already on this code.
+No host failed, no process came back `errored`.
+
+Tag `deploy/2026.08.22.01` → `78db9c8c`. `package.json` reads `2026.08.22.01` at that commit — they agree.
+Every host went `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`, a clean fast-forward.
+
+Per the plan: **no `bun install` and no `bun db:push` ran anywhere.**
+
+## Per host
+
+### `alpha` — succeeded
+
+- Checkout `/home/pastilhas/officerdev/platform`, from PM2's `pm_cwd` (the stale second checkout at
+  `~/dockers/officer.dev/platform` was not touched).
+- Tree clean, tracked and untracked both. HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`.
+- `bun run plugins:update`: `12/12 updated in 48s`, no plugin reported a failure. It bounced twelve plugin
+  sidecars of its own accord — atelier, bitcoin-wallet, email, gitea, invoices, jellyfin, music, offscale,
+  photos, soulseek, transmission, vault.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: `restart_time` 64 → 65, `online`.
+- All 19 processes `online` afterwards.
+
+One gap, stated because it is the kind of thing a report should not quietly round up: **the exit code of
+`plugins:update` was lost on this host** — the shell wrapper swallowed it. Success is asserted from the
+`12/12 updated` line and the absence of any per-plugin failure, not from an exit status. Every other host
+captured an explicit `0`.
+
+### `fofos` — succeeded
+
+- Checkout `/home/pastilhas/officerdev/platform`. HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`.
+- **One untracked file present: `scripts/chk.ts`.** Noted, not a reason to skip — a fast-forward cannot
+  touch it, and it was left alone. No tracked change.
+- `plugins:update` exit 0: `1/1 updated in 7s` (gitea), its sidecar restarted.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: 18 → 19, `online`. All 8 processes `online`.
+- The capabilities sync that failed here for three deploys ran clean: `capabilities: pulled`. The ownership
+  fix of 2026-08-21 is holding.
+
+### `macbookpro` — succeeded
+
+- Awake and reachable. Checkout `/Users/pastilhas/projects/officer-suite/platform`.
+- HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`, tree clean.
+- `bun` run with `PATH=$PATH:/opt/homebrew/bin` **appended**, `pm2` run as a separate command through the
+  interactive shell, exactly as the plan and `docs/servers.md` require.
+- `plugins:update` exit 0: `no plugins installed — nothing to update`. No sidecar bounced.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: 5 → 6, `online`. All 6 processes `online`.
+
+### `edge-pertento-bridge` — succeeded
+
+- Checkout `/home/pastilhas/officerdev/platform`. HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`, tree clean.
+- `plugins:update` exit 0: `2/2 updated in 9s` (gitea, offscale), both sidecars restarted.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: 7 → 8, `online`. All 8 processes `online`.
+
+### `production-pertento-bridge` — succeeded
+
+- Checkout `/home/pastilhas/officerdev/platform`. HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`, tree clean.
+- `plugins:update` exit 0: `1/1 updated in 4s` (gitea), its sidecar restarted.
+  nvm printed its `.npmrc` `globalconfig`/`prefix` warning first. Pre-existing, unrelated to this release,
+  and the command still exited 0 — recorded so the next reader does not chase it.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: 9 → 10, `online`.
+- This host also runs a **non-Officer** PM2 set (`Dashboard`, `Tracking`, `Uptime`, five `Crons *` entries).
+  All `online`, none touched.
+
+### `deadpool-rezio-bridge` — succeeded
+
+- Login `br`, not `pastilhas`. Checkout `/home/br/officerdev/platform`.
+- HEAD `98177c3b` → `78db9c8c`, tree clean.
+- `plugins:update` exit 0: `2/2 updated in 8s` (email, offscale), both sidecars restarted.
+  Printed `capabilities: adopted` rather than `pulled` — this host's capabilities checkout is newer than
+  the others'. Not an error.
+- `pm2 restart officer`: 3 → 4, `online`. All 9 processes `online`.
+
+### `officer-dev` — SKIPPED, and current
+
+The commander runs here, inside `officer-claude-code`. Nothing was pulled and nothing restarted.
+
+It is **not behind**: `deploy/2026.08.22.01` is an ancestor of the local HEAD. The checkout is in fact
+**two commits past** the tag — `c9823533` and `0c2ff88c`, neither on `origin` when this ran — written by
+another agent working in this same tree during the rollout. Its work was left alone; only this report was
+staged, by path.
+
+Worth knowing rather than discovering: **pushing this report carries those two commits to `origin/master`
+with it**, because they are its ancestors. Nothing was deployed from them — every host in this rollout is
+at `78db9c8c`, the tag — but the next release will include them.
+
+`officer` here is `online` at `restart_time` 180, running the tree this tag names.
+
+## Verification
+
+- **Every restarted process came back.** `pm2 jlist` re-read on each host after the restart: `officer`
+  `online` with `restart_time` incremented, and no process anywhere in state `errored` or `stopped`.
+- **The theme data landed.** The release is mostly data, so a bad file shows up as a missing or unreadable
+  theme rather than a failed boot. All six hosts carry **227** theme CSS files under
+  `src/workspaces/theme/css/themes/`, matching the release tree exactly.
+- `scripts/deploy-claim.sh state 2026.08.22.01` → `done`.
+
+## What was not done
+
+- **`officer-dev` was skipped entirely** — its own host, by design. The owner restarts it deliberately when
+  happy with the rest. It needs no pull.
+- **No theme was loaded through a UI.** The plan asks that a theme picker still lists themes and one loads.
+  A commander cannot click. The file-count check above is the substitute, and it is weaker: it proves the
+  files arrived, not that each parses.
+- **`alpha`'s `plugins:update` exit code was not captured** (see above). Judged from output, not status.