release 2026.08.29.01 — sharp becomes infrastructure

every other deploy this month was code. this one changes what a machine must have,
so the plan has two verification steps no previous plan needed and one host gets a
command none of the others do.

SCHEMA UNCHANGED, and the plan says so with the command that proves it rather than
the claim on its own:

  git diff --name-only deploy/2026.08.28.01..HEAD | grep -iE 'schema|/db/|databases'

returns nothing. no db:push step exists and none should be improvised. the last
time a plan of mine asserted this without checking, `dav_app_passwords` had moved
to a plugin and a push would have dropped it on six hosts.

BUN INSTALL IS REQUIRED, not optional — package.json and bun.lock both moved. and
it gets a SEPARATE verification step, because sharp does not compile, it downloads
a prebuilt libvips for this exact platform and arch: the install can succeed and
the module still be unusable, and the symptom is not an error anywhere. it is a
file browser drawing generic icons over a folder of photographs.

FFMPEG IS CHECKED because it was never declared. it has been a hard dependency of
the file browser since long before thumbnails — subtitles, audio extraction, audio
tracks — and worked because every machine was set up by hand. surveyed all seven
hosts today: present everywhere except macbruno, which is the one per-host command
in the plan.

fofos already runs this code and was the test host before the tag. it found a real
bug that only a deploy could: `.ts` was in the video extension list, so every
TypeScript file in every repository drew a play badge and spawned an ffmpeg.

known and NOT fixed here: one test fails, ModelSelector's default selection. it is
in chat code this release does not touch, the file is unchanged across every commit
in this range, and it last moved in fe7fe49c. tagging over somebody else's red test
rather than editing their work mid-release.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
Officer-Session: 656f5c85-e49a-4f1f-b9f3-042a04b4d043

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "officer",
-  "version": "2026.08.28.01",
+  "version": "2026.08.29.01",
   "private": true,
   "type": "module",
   "workspaces": [