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+# 2026.08.22.02 — deploy report
+
+**6 of 6 target hosts succeeded.** `officer-dev` skipped (the commander runs there) and verified already
+current. No host failed, no step was skipped for a fault, nothing came back `errored`.
+
+Deployed 2026-08-22 from `officer-dev`. Tag `deploy/2026.08.22.02` → `68d60e40`, matching
+`package.json` `2026.08.22.02`.
+
+## Summary
+
+| Host                         | HEAD before | HEAD after | Steps      | `officer` restart | `theme_favorites` |
+| ---------------------------- | ----------- | ---------- | ---------- | ----------------- | ----------------- |
+| `officer-dev`                | `68d60e40`  | —          | skipped    | not touched (192) | present           |
+| `alpha`                      | `78db9c8c`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 65 → 66, online   | present           |
+| `fofos`                      | `78db9c8c`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 19 → 20, online   | present           |
+| `macbookpro`                 | `9b459b79`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 6 → 7, online     | present           |
+| `edge-pertento-bridge`       | `78db9c8c`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 8 → 9, online     | present           |
+| `production-pertento-bridge` | `78db9c8c`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 10 → 11, online   | present           |
+| `deadpool-rezio-bridge`      | `78db9c8c`  | `68d60e40` | all 4      | 4 → 5, online     | present           |
+
+Checkout paths were taken from each `officer` process's `pm_cwd`, not from a hard-coded list.
+
+## Per host
+
+### `officer-dev` — SKIPPED, and current
+
+The commander session runs inside `officer-claude-code` on this machine, so the whole host was skipped as
+the plan and `prompts/deploy-commander.md` both require: no pull, no `db:push`, no `plugins:update`, no
+restart. It was already at `68d60e40` before the rollout started and `theme_favorites` is present, so it is
+running this release rather than lagging. `officer` shows 192 restarts, untouched by this deploy.
+
+**The owner restarts this host deliberately, once happy with the rest.** Strictly nothing is pending on it —
+the tree, the schema and the running process are all already on this release.
+
+### `alpha` — done
+
+Tree clean (tracked and untracked). Pulled `78db9c8c` → `68d60e40`. `bun db:push` applied changes;
+`backfill-session-models` reported 0 seeded, 32 already recorded. `bun run plugins:update` returned
+**12/12 updated in 46s**, exit 0 — and it restarted all twelve plugin sidecars itself (atelier,
+bitcoin-wallet, email, gitea, invoices, jellyfin, music, offscale, photos, soulseek, transmission, vault),
+which is the script's normal behaviour and not something the plan asked for. `pm2 restart officer`: 65 → 66,
+`online`. All 19 processes `online`. `to_regclass('theme_favorites')` returned the table.
+
+### `fofos` — done
+
+Tracked tree clean. **One untracked file, `scripts/chk.ts`** — noted, not a reason to skip, and untouched by
+the fast-forward. Pulled `78db9c8c` → `68d60e40`. `db:push` applied changes (3 transcripts already recorded).
+`plugins:update`: **1/1 (gitea)**, exit 0, its sidecar restarted by the script. `officer` 19 → 20, `online`;
+all 8 processes `online`. `theme_favorites` present.
+
+Note for anyone scripting against this host: its `.env` names the connection `OFFICERDEV_POSTGRES_URL`, not
+`POSTGRES_URL`, and a naive `grep POSTGRES_URL` matches a comment line first. Same on `macbookpro`,
+`edge-pertento-bridge`, `production-pertento-bridge` and `deadpool-rezio-bridge`; `alpha` and `officer-dev`
+use `POSTGRES_URL`.
+
+### `macbookpro` — done, awake
+
+Reachable — not asleep this time. Tree clean. **It was two releases behind**: `9b459b79`, not `78db9c8c`
+like the rest. Pulled straight to `68d60e40`.
+
+`PATH` was appended with `/opt/homebrew/bin` for the `bun` commands and `pm2` run separately, per
+`docs/servers.md`. `db:push` applied changes, exit 0. `plugins:update` exit 0 with **no plugins installed —
+nothing to update**, so no plugin sidecars moved here. `officer` 6 → 7, `online`; all 6 processes `online`.
+
+**`psql` is not installed on this host** — the plan's direct schema check could not be run the way it is
+written. Verified instead through the platform's own `postgres` client (`bun --env-file=.env` against
+`OFFICERDEV_POSTGRES_URL`), which returned `theme_favorites`. Same fact, different tool.
+
+`$SHELL -ic` also prints `command not found: starship` from `.zshrc:123` on every invocation. Cosmetic, and
+unrelated to this release, but it appears in the raw output above every command.
+
+### `edge-pertento-bridge` — done
+
+Tree clean. Pulled `78db9c8c` → `68d60e40`. `db:push` applied changes, exit 0. `plugins:update`: **2/2
+(gitea, offscale)**, exit 0, both sidecars restarted by the script. `officer` 8 → 9, `online`; all 8
+processes `online`. `theme_favorites` present.
+
+### `production-pertento-bridge` — done
+
+Tree clean. Pulled `78db9c8c` → `68d60e40`. `db:push` applied changes, exit 0. `plugins:update`: **1/1
+(gitea)**, exit 0, sidecar restarted by the script. `officer` 10 → 11, `online`; all 15 processes `online`.
+`theme_favorites` present.
+
+### `deadpool-rezio-bridge` — done
+
+Logged in as **`br`**, not `pastilhas`. Tree clean. Pulled `78db9c8c` → `68d60e40`. `db:push` applied
+changes, exit 0. `plugins:update`: **2/2 (email, offscale)**, exit 0, both sidecars restarted by the script.
+`officer` 4 → 5, `online`; all 9 processes `online`. `theme_favorites` present.
+
+## What did not happen
+
+- **No host was skipped for a fault.** The only skip is `officer-dev`, by design.
+- **`bun install` was not run anywhere.** The plan says this release changes no dependency, and the plan is
+  what this agent executes.
+- **Nothing but `officer` was restarted deliberately.** The plugin sidecars that bounced were restarted by
+  `plugins:update` itself — eighteen processes across five hosts, listed per host above. Recording them
+  here rather than reporting only `officer` is the plan's explicit instruction.
+- **The one verification that had to change shape** is `macbookpro`'s schema check, for want of `psql`.
+  Everything else was verified exactly as written.
+
+## Claim record
+
+`scripts/deploy-claim.sh state 2026.08.22.02` → `done`. The local record
+`data/deploys/2026.08.22.02.done` was written before this report was committed, so a push failure here
+cannot cause a second rollout.