diff --git a/public/officer-logo.png b/public/officer-logo.png
index 14e38e8e..c8af3c86 100644
Binary files a/public/officer-logo.png and b/public/officer-logo.png differ
diff --git a/public/officer-logo.svg b/public/officer-logo.svg
index 6a0c9509..d70427c8 100644
--- a/public/officer-logo.svg
+++ b/public/officer-logo.svg
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-<svg width="1200" height="240" viewBox="-20 40 1200 260" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
+<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="900" height="300" viewBox="60 40 900 300">
   <defs>
     <filter id="shadow3d-main-officer">
       <feOffset dx="6" dy="6" in="SourceGraphic" result="offset1"/>
@@ -25,25 +25,26 @@
     </pattern>
 
     <mask id="textMaskOfficer">
-      <text x="580" y="220" text-anchor="middle" class="officer-text-main" fill="white">o<tspan dx="6" dy="30" letter-spacing="14">ff</tspan><tspan dx="-2" dy="-30">icer.dev</tspan></text>
+      <text x="510" y="220" text-anchor="middle" class="officer-text-main" fill="white">Of<tspan dx="16">f</tspan><tspan dx="10">i</tspan><tspan dx="10">c</tspan><tspan dx="10">e</tspan><tspan dx="10">r</tspan></text>
     </mask>
 
     <style>
       .officer-text-main {
-        font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, sans-serif;
+        font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, "System Font", ".SF NS", "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif;
         font-size: 140px;
-        font-weight: 900;
+        font-weight: 700;
         fill: #F4C430;
         stroke: #14532D;
         stroke-width: 3;
         paint-order: stroke fill;
-        letter-spacing: -2px;
-        text-transform: lowercase;
+        letter-spacing: 8px;
+        font-variant-ligatures: none;
+        font-feature-settings: "liga" 0, "clig" 0, "dlig" 0;
       }
     </style>
   </defs>
 
-  <text x="580" y="220" text-anchor="middle" class="officer-text-main" filter="url(#shadow3d-main-officer)">o<tspan dx="6" dy="30" letter-spacing="14">ff</tspan><tspan dx="-2" dy="-30">icer.dev</tspan></text>
+  <text x="510" y="220" text-anchor="middle" class="officer-text-main" filter="url(#shadow3d-main-officer)">Of<tspan dx="16">f</tspan><tspan dx="10">i</tspan><tspan dx="10">c</tspan><tspan dx="10">e</tspan><tspan dx="10">r</tspan></text>
 
   <rect x="0" y="0" width="1160" height="300" fill="url(#gridPatternOfficer)" mask="url(#textMaskOfficer)"/>
 </svg>
diff --git a/src/apps/officer-web/Screens/Dashboard/Layout/Header/Header.tsx b/src/apps/officer-web/Screens/Dashboard/Layout/Header/Header.tsx
index 0e492af9..9420b617 100644
--- a/src/apps/officer-web/Screens/Dashboard/Layout/Header/Header.tsx
+++ b/src/apps/officer-web/Screens/Dashboard/Layout/Header/Header.tsx
@@ -81,7 +81,10 @@ export function Header({ dockItems, hidden }: HeaderProps) {
               role="img"
               aria-label="Officer"
               className="h-8 md:h-12 w-24 md:w-36 bg-contain bg-left bg-no-repeat"
-              style={{ backgroundImage: logo ? `url(${logo})` : 'none', transform: 'skew(-15deg, -2deg)' }}
+              /* No skew. The wordmark is drawn, kerned pair by pair, and shipped as the finished mark —
+                 shearing it in CSS was how the OLD logo got its slant, and doing it to this one distorts
+                 letterforms that were adjusted by hand. See landing/assets/brand/WORDMARK.md. */
+              style={{ backgroundImage: logo ? `url(${logo})` : 'none' }}
             />
           </Link>
         </div>
diff --git a/src/workspaces/components/Logos/DevSvgLogo.tsx b/src/workspaces/components/Logos/DevSvgLogo.tsx
index b9fdf61c..5ae86fff 100644
--- a/src/workspaces/components/Logos/DevSvgLogo.tsx
+++ b/src/workspaces/components/Logos/DevSvgLogo.tsx
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ export function OfficerIconLogo({ size = 'xl' }: SvgLogoProps) {
     <img
       src="/officer-logo.svg"
       alt="Officer Icon"
-      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto', transform: 'skew(-15deg, -2deg)' }}
+      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto' }}
     />
   );
 }
diff --git a/src/workspaces/components/Logos/PastilhasSvgLogo.tsx b/src/workspaces/components/Logos/PastilhasSvgLogo.tsx
index e9480f94..d1080bc6 100644
--- a/src/workspaces/components/Logos/PastilhasSvgLogo.tsx
+++ b/src/workspaces/components/Logos/PastilhasSvgLogo.tsx
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ export function OfficerSvgLogoRegular({ size = 'xl' }: SvgLogoProps) {
     <img
       src="/officer-logo.svg"
       alt="Officer Logo"
-      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto', transform: 'skew(-15deg, -2deg)' }}
+      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto' }}
     />
   );
 }
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ export function OfficerSvgLogoSquare({ size = 'xl' }: SvgLogoProps) {
     <img
       src="/officer-logo.svg"
       alt="Officer Logo"
-      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto', transform: 'skew(-15deg, -2deg)' }}
+      style={{ width: config.width, height: 'auto' }}
     />
   );
 }