The comment I added used backticks around ?v= and no-cache, inside a template literal. That closed the
string early and made the file unparseable — committed and deployed before the typecheck was read.
Caught by tsgo immediately afterwards; officer stayed online because pm2 kept the previous module
loaded, but the next restart would not have come back.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>